F.A.R.T

[JillyBeanz]

As the self nominated member of the Fid Alcoholics Recovery Team (F.A.R.T) I will start the thread.

Hello, my name is Jill, I'm 34 and my 33 week old Parrot (Jesus, is that all he is!) has driven me to drink.

This, of course, is a huge lie - I had a loving for the odd tipple before - Harvey's just helped me along the way. Oh - and here I am with a bottle of beer in my hand! Whoops - some leader I am!!!

Anyone else got a problem they'd like to share?

[Joolesgreyuk]

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Well I don't have a problem but I have a grey who has an ear fetish - he likes to try eliminating 'em Any cure for that?

[she]

No Jill I dont have a problem,theres plenty of wine left in the fridge.Its only when it runs out the problem starts.:lol:

[judygram]

I have a good stash also, you can never let that run out.

I was thinking of something else when I saw the title for this thread, you meant that too didn't ya, funny coincidence huh!!:laugh: :S :woohoo:

[JillyBeanz]

Judy, I have no idea what you are insinuating! It is just sheer coincidence that the initials to my newly created group may spell out something that describes something else!!!

Actually - on that subject - dogs "pump" - do parrots!

[judygram]

No, parrots dump:laugh:

[JillyBeanz]

Oh yes! I am testimony to that - for the first time EVER - Harvey dumped on my head a few days ago! For a relatively small poop - it stinks!!!! :laugh:

[casper]

This is one for me to join:laugh:
She says with vodka resting in hand:whistle:
Are you gonna try and wean us off the tipple Jill or make sure we get our daily intake to keep us sane:laugh:

[rbpittman]

Seeing as I have three reasons to drink (fids, kids and husband) I belong here!!!

Sorry for the delay there - had to get a tissue to wipe away the tears of laughter from reading the other posts. Oh wait, you didn't see that delay. Damn, (and this is the only place I can say that without it being repeated!) I really do need to be here.

Please don't try to cure us of our way of dealing with errant birds, especially those that are probably smarter than we are at times. Will have to say, the picutre of Harvey whistling at the man on the street was hysterical and would have driven me to drink if it had been me.

Someone pass the peanuts.

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Robin

[luvparrots]

No problem, always have a stash of Margaritas' in the freezer. For medicimal purposes, of course. Just stop by and we'll drink...I mean talk about it!!