Parrots only thread.

[Debandbella]

On another forum im on Bella started a thread called parrots only, no parronts, it was for her and her mates to meet and discuss naughty things and everything seen from a parrots view, it soon became the most popular thread both read and posted on and is absolutely hilarious to read. Poor Spock seems to be the only bird on here that has any input, can they not have their own thread to be able to talk to each other? Thats if any of us parronts allow them on our computers!! hmy: hmy:

[JillyBeanz]

I think it's a fab idea Debbie - and I've just handed the "mic" over to Harvey.

Sunday 14 February 2010 ~ God, they are so lazy - they didn't get up until 09.30am - I'd been awake since 7am - but chose not to wake them, but gave that Jill an evil eye when she eventually decided to uncover me. Breakfast - she's just fed me that muck again that she calls "scrambled egg". I only eat it because there's that lovely palm oil mixed in - otherwise she wouldn't stand a chance.

I was sitting whilst she was on this forum thing - I had my toy telephone to play with, but the one with British Telecom wrote on it is far more appealing - and it annoys the hell out of her when she is trying to type. I've thrown both the toy phone and the human phone off the desk at least 20 times now and I can tell she is getting sick of it - but I'm not going to stop. Oh, I couldn't be bothered to fly all the way back to my stand and the desk looked a nice dumping ground, so I did just that - she's not happy either - kept saying I was naughty - well, what's the saying "water off a parrot's back" - yip, that's me.

I'll be back later - there's plenty more I have to say about the morons I live with, but since I've just tried to pull the "enter" key off the keyboard I'm being removed from the study! Laters!!!!!

[Debandbella]

Hi Harvey, my names Bella, i used to be the naughty one til i got a new big sis last year, im still mums favourite though, we like to just sit and cuddle together. You get up very early!!! We dont get up til we hear mum and if shes up early we just ignore her. You also sound very naughty too, i like to keep my beak busy on things i shouldnt have, toys are boring, remote controls, phones, pens and cups are much more fun. Dont cups make a lovely noise when they smash on the floor! :laugh: :laugh:

[Joolesgreyuk]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: What an inspired thread, excellent idea. Right then over to Beau:
Ello Bella & Harvey, those flippin' 'umans have been exchanging card thingies this morning oh and some yummy looking stuff they won't let me near but you just wait 'till later :evil: when their backs are turned I will swoop, I have to be quick or that green thing will beat me to it. He has been getting extra attention lately and well frankly it's not on, I am the biggest, bravest of all and this is my territory. He tries flying on my home when he is let out so I have to be brave and attack him. Well I will update you tomorrow but right now I have some of those yummy palm nuts to get through. Laters xx

[Debandbella]

Hi guys, im Bellino, im Bellas and Chockos baby brother, mum calls me her "little flapper" as i grip onto her fingers and flap all the time, i dont pluck my feathers but i do tend to shred them so my wings are quite short, mum took me to the Drs but was told im a healthy little chap and not to worry, i could have told her that myself!! Im the good guy, i like to keep myself to myself although i do like an occasional cuddle with mum when i can get near her for my bullying big sisters! hmy: I also do the worst noises when im in a good mood and when mum tells me off for being annoying i just blow a raspberry at her, :laugh: :laugh:

[JillyBeanz]

Hi Beau, Bella, Chocko and Bellino. You must be more patient than my parronts - they've only got me - they couldn't cope with another and are trying their best not to murder me today. Well, she was ironing and I was sitting on the top of my cage (or so she thought) when in fact, I'd come in here and hacked a nice big chunk out of the lovely leather computer chair that they've only had three months (they had to replace the last one because I chewed that too). She's not too bothered - she says "he's a parrot, he chews", but he's a bit more annoyed and told her to keep me out of there! She had nothing to do with it - I sneaked in.

So, if she can't keep her eye on me 24/7 - what chance would she have with others! Right - gotta go - she's coming!!!!

[Joolesgreyuk]

Hi fellow fids, don't listen to that grey thing, he may be bigger than me but he's a dreadful scaredy bird, I may be small but all good things come in small packages even if it is poison ;-) That flippin' grey thing they call Beau (stupid name) tries to lord it over me pah! in his dreams! Talking of names, what's with the name "Argyle"? Just because I happen to be green they think they can name me after 11 idiots (who wear green) running around a field (who btw can't even put a ball in a net!) anyway just thought I'd introduce myself. Bye for now. XX

[judygram]

Josey here, I can't believe how my parront sleeps in on two days out of the week, makes my breakfast late and I am not a happy camper when I have to wait for my food, whats the matter with her, doesn't she know she needs to feed me at the same time every day, one of these days she will pay for that mistake, you just wait and see what happens and then she will be on some greyforum crying her eyes out to get their sympathy, fat chance!

[JillyBeanz]

Oooh! Another lady! I'm going to like it round here! I've just been on my playstand and snapped every rope toy that hangs from it - well, I really want to bite her - but I take my aggression out elsewhere!!! She was moaning before that I never sleep during the day, that she has to run round after me and I'm never happy in one place for long. I have the attention span of a bouncy ball she said. Hey, I'm only 14 months old - what do they expect - FOOLS!

[JillyBeanz]

Oh, and PS to Argyle - you're a bloke - I'm not bothered what colour you are - it's nice for you to join the gang